Up and coming Nannies star TealDevils has called a Press Conference today, and expressed his frustration over the fixture problems. "It's Frustrating, we played nearly a week ago, and round one is yet to be completed with the Supersoakers match yet to be played." Teal stated. "As for the koala story, what a load of pure bulls***" Teal added at the Koala attack on Stoke. Teal also stated that he'll throw in the towel if the league does not improve.

Teal, Stoke has obviously got more important personal things going on at the moment, having a whinge is not necessary. Its not like Stoke to just stall things for no reason.

at least you guys have had a game so far.

Orson Sauce offered his condolences and a suggestion:

"Grab a bat and a ball and play real cricket."

He refused to comment on the hypocrisy of the comment.

Supersoakers star Brenton has come out today explaining about Teal's gayness.

"He is a whinger who never shuts the F*** up. I am sure Stoke has his personal issues on why he can not run the comp fluently at this moment" said an angry Brenton

"So if you hear this Teal just drink a cup of concrete and harden the F*** up, it'll do you good".

wasn't exactly a crack at him, but if he manages to get the time to come on, why can't he sim? just pretty much my main question. Wasn't a whinge actually either.

All good lol, just trying my hand at press conferences

I literally come on for two seconds a day. A few of you know these personal issues, but it's not public, so it'll stay that way. My sim is also broken, so I need a little hand. I can sim, but not create teams so, if someone could help me by creating supersoakers and waffles I'd be forever in debt, I'd show you how and all. Before you say download the sim again - I'm capped therefore 0.7 kb ps is ridiculous and can't. In need of someone to help me majorly.

I'd like to thank Stoke for making up some bullshit to cover for me but i've decided to come clean and make the following statement " I would like to apologize for failing to cover the pitch i was busy doing a chook raffle also raffling Meat Trays and forgot".

I know the issues, and Teal just leave it. You do complain alot, and if this was someone else you probably wouldn't be whinging.

And Stoke, I have the sim onmy laptop, but it aint working, but I have it on my USB so I will put it onto my own personal computer later, and if you tell me and help me out with what you want done I can help the most I can.

did i win the meat tray?

No Gramsy you know i'd tell ya if you did, in fact i won all 4 Meat Trays hows that for Form i was on fire ended up sellin them down in front of the Butchers half price.

Damosanchez, a random passer by, was asked today about what was troubling the tfw cricket world today.

"Who gives a shit", was his reply.

Today, a random passer by looked at me funny so i hosed him.